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Gramakim is a 49 year old married woman from Pennsylvania, USA.

Life is about relationships. What you do with them says allot about you.

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Jul 9, 5:52am: The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there

were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal

door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the

circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill
her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my

wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and

go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on

the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly

and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

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